Who Am I????

Its been almost an year since I walked out of the campus of IIITM and suddenly I realized that I am a completely different person now. People now call me Ashutosh or Mr. Uniyal, I would have done anything to be addressed like this when I was in college but now I feel what kind of loser would do this to me. It feels like I am turning into some stranger who is living in a dark dungeon for no reason at all.

 

I used to believe in making choices and then dealing with consequences, although I never made a right choice in my life but still but  now I have started compromising. My persistence of not compromising on work profile has finally met its end when I was about to be asked to resign and I got scared for no reason.

 

When I joined this company I was told that I am an asset for them but nobody cared when this same asset was depreciating and believe me the rate of depreciation was quite high. I don't know why do these big IT giants hire people when they don't have work for them in the first place. And it is after two and a half month of constant refusal that I joined the same project which was offered to me on the very first day.

 

when I look back it reminds me of how cheerful I used to be, laughing on everything and playing fool all the time but now everything has changed I don't laugh anymore I only smile that too forcefully so that the person talking to me does not feel bad.

 

Now let’s talk about money - the 35000 rupees that I receive every month just adds liquidity or I should say liquor to my life to make it even worse. The 3000 rupees food coupon that I get are used for purchasing cigarettes from the supermarket (at least I don't pay any tax on the money I spend on smoking).

 

I always believed that everything in my life should be spontaneous and there should not be any routine but now I know for sure that my life as entered into an infinite loop which will end with my sudden death due to lung cancer or liver failure.

 

Well that’s all for now I'll be back in few days. Ohh shit! I am really sorry that I didn't used any of the ***** words in this post but don't worry I'll make sure they are there in the next post.

DADDY is BACK

It’s been almost two years since I have written anything. The reason for this was not that I don’t want to but I was too lazy to do so. Finally I have left my cozy bed and am ready to share my feelings and belief s with all the losers out there. It’s my first post after two years so please forgive me if I sound a bit nostalgic.

So let’s start with where I was for the last 5 years.

For me spending 5 years in IIITM was like a 5 year long honeymoon and I am really sorry that it came to an end.

In an attempt to revive all those feeling s I hereby present a few lines. Be patient with me and try to locate yourself in my IIITM.

KYA KYA YAAD AATA HAI.


Woh Teja ka sutte ke liye subah subah uthana.

Aur akshay ka dinraat veer zara bajana.

Woh Chauhan ka har waqt chutiyaap machana.

Aur Khandu ke room ko kotha batana.



Woh marut ki mummy ke haathon ke laddoo

Woh chutiya Sharma jise sab kahte the daddoo.



Woh kiran ka style se UNIYAAAL bulana

Aur sabko zabardasti football khilana.

Woh kushwah ka logon ko daanton se khana

Aur santosh ka meri kamar dabana.



Woh alok ka mujhe babaji bulana

Aur har roj biryani khilane lejana.

Who adi ka chilla ke B----c--- bolna

Aur shivanshu ka bus dakkan soongh ke dolna



Ek ladka tha jayant jiski khopdi thi ulti

Saale ne ek din chammach se bhari thi baalti.



Woh joshi ko pahad ki rani batana

Aur yogesh ka har dum supari chabana.

Woh goel ka sutta pichka ke peena

Aur panwar ka bina gardan ke jeena.



Woh tripathi ka har waqt sabko hasana

Aur dhawal ka pondy dekh ke sharmana.

Woh kunal ka daru pee ke chillana

Aur prakash ka khud ko khidki se latkana.



Hum mein ek ladka tha dholpur ka shera

Aur tha johney ki baton mein chutiyaap batera.


Woh paaji ko sabka neta batana.

Aur badri ke saath mera mandir jana.

Woh Bandar ka santo ko beta bulana

Aur who gandi kahani sabhi ko sunana.



Woh jha ka bakri ko bakdi batana

Aur saini ka mithai ko bhi rassi se latkana.

Woh ravi ka sutta bacha ke pilana.

Aur chauhan ko g***d ka makkan bulana.



Woh johey ka hindi mein gana sunana.

Aur marut ka mujhe har waqt samjhana.

Woh Rajesh ka din raat body banana,

Aur bharath ki bike leke dhabe jana.



Woh DP ka poore staff ki bajana,

Aur gautam ka kabhi college na aana.

Woh daru peene fort pe jana,

Aur milkar gana Nusrat ka gana.



Jo bhi kar sakta tha 5 saalon mein kiya hai maine,

Shayad joshi ka gadda(mattress) bhi jalaya hai maine,

Chauhan ki chadar bhi foonki hai maine,

Sorry yaar garry teri bahut mari hai maine.



Yaad aata hai johney ka goa mein doobna.

Yaad aata hai alok ka har baat par roothna.

Yaad aaata hai uncle ka patte bichana,

Yaad aata hai Vishnu chehra suhana.



Arey yaar kuch ladkiyan bhi thi hamare batch mein unke bare mein bhi do sabd



Woh manjari ko chota coke bulana,

Aur amrapali ko bhootni kah ke chidana,

woh ranjeeta se skirt maang kar nachna,

aur deboshree ko makhi maar bulana.

Woh jyoti ka lab mein CS khelna.,

Aur Anubha ko dekh kar sabka darna

Woh ruchika kar har waqt chupchaap rehna

Aur suman ke bare mein mujhe kuch nahin kehna ( koi aur line jaa nahin rahi thi)



Kisi ko bura laga to mafi nahin mangoonga,

Aur agar mauka mila to fir sabki maroonga.


Kab se likh raha hoon ab dum nahin hai

Aur itna likhne mein hi meri mar lee hai.



Aur kya batoon ki kya kya yaad aata hai,

jyada sochta hoon tu dil bhar aata hai.



Bahut hui bakchodi abb dhyan se sunana,

Aur sab ke sab convocation pe milna.

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Do we have a right to be called 'CIVILIZED' ?

Today was one of the worst days of my life......after todays incident my faith in humanity is comletely shatered.I think we people are even worse than animals as we don't have any love for other human beings.

wait just let me start from the begining

Today in the morning as I and my friend Shivanshu were returning to the college from 'Gole Ka Mandir' we saw that there had been an accident and some 60-65 people were gathered there. As we approched the site we found that two scooters have collided and three men were injured ,two of them were in serious condition. I heard people shouting "call the police", "take them to the hospital" but nobody came forward. The victims were lying in sun and nobody even cared to shift them to shade. The third person who was consious was crying for help but nobody listened to him as everybody was busy in one thing or another, some were calling to different newspaper offices to tell them about the accident and others were busy in talking about the accident. So we came forward, i helped him to shift them to shade and my friend went to fetch an auto. I also called their relatives telling them about the accident. After sometime police arrived and a few minutes later the relatives of those who were injured also arrived and they rushed them to the hospital.

After sometime Shivanshu returned alongwith an auto so i asked him what took him so long and after hearing his reply i was realy shocked. All this time he was trying to convice the 'Autowallas' to come with him to help those who were injured but nobody came so finally he has to lie to bring one. I don't know who's gonna help these kind of people if something of this sort happens to them.

Well this incident has proved the greatness of the people of our country. We always brag about our moral values, culture and ethics and i realy don't know where these kind of values gonna take us when they cann't teach us to help our own countrymen. We usualy refer to the people of western countries as 'Emotionaly Dead' but i think its the other way around, its we people who are emotionaly dead and not them.

We call overself civilized and at the same time we enjoy watching our brothers and sisters dying in front of our eyes. When we cann't even help other human beings i don't think we have a right to be called 'CIVILIZED'.

Reservation In Parliament

Before writing this blog i just want to say that i m not a very good writer but i do write vat i strongly believe.

This is a very simle question that i ask to all the political parties supporting the reservation in educational institutes, Will they ever bring an amendment in the constitution to impose 50% reservation for backward class (SC,ST,OBCs) for the parliamentary seats? Is the group of ministers ready to formulate a plan so that the no of seats for general candidates in the parliament remains same? We all know that the answer is no because when it comes to the parliament these ministers can’t afford to loose their power to so called backward classes. When they can’t accept women in parliament there is nothing to talk about backward classes.

Let us now consider how many of these parties actually support growth of backward classes. Starting with the Left parties, the main front who opposed NDA govt. for its so called favoritism to upper classes. 95-98 percent of the leaders of these parties belong to upper classes and they are the people who always talk about uplifting backward classes. Same is the scenario with Congress. When these parties don’t allow the full representation to the backward classes within themselves how can they even say that they are doing all this for their benefit. They are doing this just to increase their vote bank by dividing the country on the basis of castes.

Another burning issue in the present reservation scenario is that the reservation is passed from one generation to other as inheritance. Is it some kind of legacy that is passed from one generation to another? The problem with this approach is that everytime same set of people use the reservation for their benefit while those who are actually in need of it can't make use of it because they don't have enough resources to persue their dream.One possible solution for this problem is to provide a clause in the reservation bill that the reservation once used by a person will not be passed to his/her children as inheritance. Another possible solution can be providing financial assistance to the backward classes i.e. if anyone from backward class is able to get an admission into an institute on the basis of its admission procedure then he/she will be provided with full financial assistance

The govt. took the decision unanimously without consulting the Directors/Vice Chancellors of the Universities whether it is feasible to increase seats on such large scale. This decision will crumble the infrastructure of most of the institutes, including IITs and IIMs. It is still beyond imagination how the govt. is going to provide trained faculty to these institutions when there is already a scarcity of trained faculty in most of the institutes. More importantly this unanimous decision of the govt. will degrade the quality of the education and our premier institutes will surely suffer in world ranking.

The govt. decision to implement the reservation bill will do no good to anybody except it will increase the gap between the people from upper classes and lower classes as it is clearly visible from the various anti-reservations protests going on all over the country.

That's it guys but plz do post ur comments so that i can improve my writing.